Lucas: I call out my Crobat!
Paul: Oh yeah? Abomasnow go!
Lucas: Crobat, do a wing attack!
Paul: Abomasnow, wood hammer... now!
Lucas: Quickly Crobat, poke 'em in the eye with your Aerial Ace!
Paul: Don't let him hit you in the eye Abomasnow! Dodge and counter with a BLIZZARD!
Lucas:Now Crobat, slap 'em across the face with another big, floppy... AERIAL ACE!
Paul: Oh no Abomasnow, you were injured by his AERIAL ACE! Abomasnow return!
Lucas: This is it Crobat. Use your Wing Attack now!
Paul: Wait a sec. I don't have a Pokemon. oh! eww, gross. got wet Crobat wing all over my face.
Lucas: Crobat, Finish him off with an Aerial Ace!
Paul: No. holy smokes. stop this right now. you're sick man. I'm outta here.